I applied to be a model last night Under my summer blanket, In the dark, still searching for my next steps, a purpose to pull me through. Measurements trying to strip soul from body- Bust size, height, hips, and waist. The final question, an attempt to bring dimension- tell us about yourself. Energetic 42-year-old mother of 4, early morning runner, nature-lover, and writer. I scoffed at what I had to offer to the world. This bland, middle-aged, mediocre woman that I am. I don't even have any cleavage. The website said, "All sizes welcome." Maybe some agencies are actually trying to Wander out from the mold. I perused their page, Noticing the distinct creases, shapes, and placement of certain features I gasped in wonder. We are all so fucking drop-dead gorgeous. Imagine we could be draped in the most scrumptious clothes, Propped up against brick walls or strewn casually across palm tree beaches, Perhaps a fan blowing our hair back, As fresh air glazes our cheeks rosy pink. Instruct us on how to move, When to smile, And where to put our hands so we don't look stiff. Given the right light and photographer, We would all make the cut for the next Vogue cover! All applicants are thoroughly considered by our Scouting team. Promising words sent from their no-reply email address. My face would be seen. Possibility surges. Reality deflates me, I doubt I'll make anyone stop and stare. If interested, we will contact you within 2-3 weeks. Please note due to the high volume of applications we receieve, We are unfortunately unable to respond to each applicant individually. It appears we all want the same thing I did last night- To be stamped with beauty's passport, Finally approved to travel with confidence. But let's rebel against the wait, against someone's else vote, And make the world our runway toward adventure. Here it is, my purpose staring back at me. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted, You are exactly what we've been looking for (tiny bust and all). Your first shoot will begin In the morning. We're so glad we found you. Do you see it? The alluring beauty Alive within you. Your most important job.